Paging Dr. Chai La La

I'm having a chai la la emergency. It's the day after Christmas and I haven't had a chai la la in soooo long. I know I had one last Sunday, but it doesn't really count since it was not up to par. Darn grocery store Starbucks - your inconsistency saddens me. So it's been five days. A WHOLE work week for God's sake. Someone get me a chai...stat.